Good for You

I don't want to drive off too many potential followers with my bitterness. I was thinking earlier today about Heaven. I figure that Heaven is exclusive. No assholes allowed. While Hell might outpopulate it, evil spirits are much weaker than noble ones. One noble spirit can kick the living shit out of probably ten billion evil spirits. This is because noble spirits are the product of prolonged effort and endurance. Evil spirits are largely the product of laziness.
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No Artists Aloud

One irony that I find particularly cruel is how people like art but dislike artists. They like music, but only after it's already written and practiced for them somewhere out of earshot. They like well written dialogues but they won't let the person writing it test it out for himself, even if he's doing it alone in his own apartment. Instead, they're liable to call the cops on him. I've got nothing against people who want to be boring, but they shouldn't pretend it makes them some kind of hero. If they had their way with everyone like me, their TV's and radios would fall silent. Then maybe they'd start screaming loudly.
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On My Own

For understandable reasons ownership appears to be more impressive than honesty. But appearances can be deceiving. A statement of ownership reveals proud accomplishments and enviable possessions. Honesty, on the other hand, is usually shared by confession. While everyone including myself favours ownership, I think it is important to be conscious of the trappings of this quite natural impulse. It may afford a man unscrupulous drive in goal oriented behaviour, but at the inevitable expense of his soul. I have a feeling that God is more impressed by honesty. He already owns everything. I look upon my desire for ownership as a necessary evil, in order to make a respectable place for myself in this unenlightened environment. All the same, I ask my God to forgive me for it and to help me to not lose sight of my ultimate goal.
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What Is Charity?

Charity to me is about helping people who need it: street people, the sick, misunderstood artists, and so forth. Everyone thinks they need a hand but few of us really need one.
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Eye of the Betrayer

When a woman wants to kill you, it's a good sign. It means she's interested. If you turn around to find a woman holding a dagger in the air and coming straight for you, the first thing you must do is make her drop the weapon. This you achieve by grabbing her tightly by the wrist and squeezing as hard as it takes. The next day you can expect her to show up at your door, wrapped in a towel and ready for love. By all means, proceed past this point. There is nothing to fear. She's just leaving herself a way out of the relationship with you. She expects to lose interest in you at some point. Then she can say, 'You knew what kind of a woman I was when I met you. Remember how I tried to stab you in the back with that dagger?' And she would be absolutely right.
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Age of Wisdom

I won't be posting any blogs tomorrow. It's going to be my birthday. I'm turning forty-five.
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