Eye of the Betrayer

When a woman wants to kill you, it's a good sign. It means she's interested. If you turn around to find a woman holding a dagger in the air and coming straight for you, the first thing you must do is make her drop the weapon. This you achieve by grabbing her tightly by the wrist and squeezing as hard as it takes. The next day you can expect her to show up at your door, wrapped in a towel and ready for love. By all means, proceed past this point. There is nothing to fear. She's just leaving herself a way out of the relationship with you. She expects to lose interest in you at some point. Then she can say, 'You knew what kind of a woman I was when I met you. Remember how I tried to stab you in the back with that dagger?' And she would be absolutely right.
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