That's What I Meant!

I meant to unwind this evening before heading to bed with a nice round of Jeopardy, a game show in which I normally perform respectably. It was a Ken Jennings one. Ken Jennings won 75 games in a row before his streak ended and he flew off to Rio in his new private jet. I gather that his IQ must be somewhere in the 900's. He's an awesome intellect, but I do not watch the show to learn as much as I do to participate. This gave me an idea for a spinoff of the show, Bullshit Jeopardy. That would level the playing field for a contestant like me when I'm up against tough competition.
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